My ReFlEcTiOn On ThE OlympIc GaMeS

Can someone please tell me how, when, and why beach volleyball became an Olympic sport? Truly. Have you seen this? It takes place in a stadium. In the middle of the stadium is a volleyball court. In which sand has been mechanically scattered. Women in bikini-like "uniforms" play beach volleyball. One woman from the Ukraine was even wearing sunglasses. Indoors...Duh!

And speaking of the Olympics and bikinis, how come the athletes don't wear clothes anymore? Except for the swimmers. The swimmers are covered head-to-toe, and the track athletes are in g-strings. What's going on?

All together now:
Heavy Sigh.